February 2012
i'm sure one day i'll be brilliant, if i can be...
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
some people move with such colour
“That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.”
– John Green (via stuckinlabyrinth)
downers
henrycharlesbukowski:
some people grind away making their unhappiness the ultimate factor of their existence until finally they are just automatically unhappy, their suspicious upset snarling selves grinding
on and at and for and through
their only relief being
to meet another unhappy person
or to create one
lol self esteem, is that an icecream flavour?
“Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
– Oscar Wilde (via p0kemina)
Normal Person: He's so hot!!!!
Me: I JUST REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR FACE.
Reblog if your boobies are magical
they can do weather forecasts
